blue: The tears of sobbing fans
I am a self-aware eggplant.
"But Loki, 'You're a genius. You're stone cold brilliant, you are, I swear, you really are. But you could be so much more. You could be beautiful. With a mind like that, we could travel the stars. It would be my honour. Because you don't need to own the universe, just see it. Have the privilege of seeing the whole of time and space. That's ownership enough.' to quote the Doctor."
~Kirbee, who played with my blog.


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housewifeswag:

b1g-r3d:

daily-harry-potter:

My Lego Quidditch Aquarium at my Office

THATS FUCKING BADASS

wowww

housewifeswag:

b1g-r3d:

daily-harry-potter:

My Lego Quidditch Aquarium at my Office

THATS FUCKING BADASS

wowww

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 103,817 notes

embarrassedpokerface:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

 image

OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

PLEASE POST YOUR FINAL PRESENTATION

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 258,715 notes

glorychildren:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 797,639 notes
anathemarmotqueen:

someonefictional:

this is the best headline ive ever seen omg

amen

anathemarmotqueen:

someonefictional:

this is the best headline ive ever seen omg

amen

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 88,121 notes

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 227,839 notes

A glimpse inside of Tina Fey’s purse
Tina Fey opens up and shares what she carries around in her EveryDay life.
Learn more about EveryDay, here

A glimpse inside of Tina Fey’s purse

Tina Fey opens up and shares what she carries around in her EveryDay life.

Learn more about EveryDay, here

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 6,859 notes

kngslayers:

gondorbrothers:

INNOCENT GIRLS ARE BEING KILLED BY SO CALLED “NICE GUYS” AND ALL OF YOU EXPIRED JARS OF MAYONNAISE ARE STILL WHINING ABOUT WOMEN BEING AFRAID OF MEN AND HOW “NOT ALL GUYS ARE LIKE THAT” GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

"expired jars of mayonnaise" god bless

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 21,703 notes

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 191,876 notes

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 200,112 notes
hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank


#that pun was on point

hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 235,840 notes