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I am a self-aware eggplant.
"But Loki, 'You're a genius. You're stone cold brilliant, you are, I swear, you really are. But you could be so much more. You could be beautiful. With a mind like that, we could travel the stars. It would be my honour. Because you don't need to own the universe, just see it. Have the privilege of seeing the whole of time and space. That's ownership enough.' to quote the Doctor."
~Kirbee, who played with my blog.


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betalaheyed:

devildoll:

teen wolf au in which andrew garfield plays a distant relative of chris and allison and comes to find the more liberal members of the argent family after recieving the bite. and maybe he’s a love interest for scott or lydia or isaac or someone.

wow i just realized i’d pay a lot of money to see Andrew Garfield and Dylan O’Brien kiss

8 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 24,675 notes
housewifeswag:

b1g-r3d:

daily-harry-potter:

My Lego Quidditch Aquarium at my Office

THATS FUCKING BADASS

wowww

housewifeswag:

b1g-r3d:

daily-harry-potter:

My Lego Quidditch Aquarium at my Office

THATS FUCKING BADASS

wowww

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 104,290 notes

embarrassedpokerface:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

 image

OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

PLEASE POST YOUR FINAL PRESENTATION

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 259,213 notes

glorychildren:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 807,733 notes
anathemarmotqueen:

someonefictional:

this is the best headline ive ever seen omg

amen

anathemarmotqueen:

someonefictional:

this is the best headline ive ever seen omg

amen

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 88,415 notes

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 233,757 notes

A glimpse inside of Tina Fey’s purse
Tina Fey opens up and shares what she carries around in her EveryDay life.
Learn more about EveryDay, here

A glimpse inside of Tina Fey’s purse

Tina Fey opens up and shares what she carries around in her EveryDay life.

Learn more about EveryDay, here

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 6,875 notes

kngslayers:

gondorbrothers:

INNOCENT GIRLS ARE BEING KILLED BY SO CALLED “NICE GUYS” AND ALL OF YOU EXPIRED JARS OF MAYONNAISE ARE STILL WHINING ABOUT WOMEN BEING AFRAID OF MEN AND HOW “NOT ALL GUYS ARE LIKE THAT” GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

"expired jars of mayonnaise" god bless

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 21,703 notes

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 203,698 notes

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

1 month ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 203,498 notes