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fortheloveofemrys:

spadesisslick:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 

…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

Seen better, but this is alright

what the actual fuck

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djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

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outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

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tcned:

Rose and the Ninth Doctor - sketches of my favorite bits from Season 1

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landoffireandbrimstone:

silencesayswe-remember:

“So what have you been up to in the holidays?”

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS IS THE EXACT POSITION IM IN AND IM MAKING THE EXACT SAME FACE

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luciuspimpcane:

14arianagrande14:

popelizbet:

thefictionalcharacter:

azkabanescapee:

I’ll go home now.

I couldn’t even attempt to try to resist. This just had to happen.

PUNNNNNSSSSS

Oh look you made a punny. BAHAHAJSBASKAJSKFJBASDFBBAJSD

can you tell we haven’t had a book or a movie or anything in a while.

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rianka:

haldirs:

friendly reminder that in Finnish you don’t say ‘fits like a glove’

you say ‘fits like a fist in the eye’

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blaineys:

caffeinatedqueer:

consultingt-rex:

braangster:

what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan

what if i did my homework

what if i did a Gallifreyan

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ohremus:

theshrieking-shack:

#you see this owl right there? #that’s hedwig fucking potter #she is only the biggest bamf in the entire world #i mean even in this gif#that thing is moving beneath her and you know i would fall off that shit but not hedwig #she’s all pip pip cheerio i’m a bamf and moves with that fucker #and she’s been through fucking everything #she’s gotten beat up by a tree within a car#she’s flown all over the country to deliver letters for her angsty teenage owner#and then she died saving said angsty teenage owner #she was a fucking legend and i will never forget the story of hedwig the owl

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